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Bonnie & Clyde

As far as car chases go, I prefer not to be in them. In fact,…

Goodbye Jojo’s

I thought the shots would sink them. The lack of them. And the way this…

Married/With Children

I got married a few weeks ago and I don’t remember a thing about it.…

Duck Soap

Two men one table over are talking about a dog. She’s a dog who hasn’t…

Cabs

I know better than to get into cabs filled entirely with men. It’s written somewhere…

Madhattan

Jim’s first piece of New York advice is not to talk to anyone. Don’t strike…

Voodoo with Jerry

Call me crazy but I envision my voodoo tour guides to be plenty Erykah Badu.…

American (Humble) Pie

There’s a lot to be said for feeling like pond scum. For leaving your comfort…

Nashville – Smile City

America is the kind of place where I’ll be commenting on how friendly the locals…

Children at Midnight

I meet Max at a bar called Loco Elvis. A Thai guy in blue John…